Spongey Blue... no more

Today the Green Room will be painted. And as one would expect the hours leading up to the actual painting involved lots of people walking by saying, "What's the color gonna be?" And when they were told, they wrinkled their noses. It's the nature of people, they only like the decisions they've made. Just remember, the color was Patrick's idea. (Not really, but blame him if you don't like it.)

The actual color will be "Jamaican Bay" which I can only assume looks like this: With accent walls, which have nothing to do with Jamaican accents to my great disappointment.

A new coat of paint will bring a breath of fresh (possibly Jamaican) air to the Green Room and I would like to thank those who donated funds, those who made decisions, and especially those who did the actual work. You are saints and yet all you'll hear is griping.

Just remember everybody, the alternative plan was one devised by Beki and I and it included a mural a la the one at Texas Roadhouse.

Our version would have Chekhov riding Stanislavski in front of the Hooper-Schaffer Center hollerin' "Yeah, Konny, you're mah bitch!" And Brecht would be smoking four cigarettes in the corner wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.

1 comments:

Clay said...

Wait, so the mural ISN'T happening? So disappointing. Rumor was that Marlowe would be in the background putting a massive chokehold on Shakespeare, while Stan stood nearby blowing a referee's whistle. Alas.